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After reverently lambasting the most cherished rites and I Know PDFEPUB #193 credos of virtually every one of the world's major religions in his transcendently hilarious novel Lamb the one and only Christopher Moore returns with a wild look at interspecies communication adventure on the high seas and an eons old mysteryMarine behavioral biologist Nate uinn is in love with the salt air and sun Fluke Or ePUB #10003 drenched waters off Maui and especially with the majestic ocean dwelling behemoths that have been bleeping and hooting their haunting music for than twenty million years But just why do the humpback whales sing That's the uestion that has Nate and his crew poking charting recording and photogra. Bite me I’m disappointed Crazy for whales a Moore fan and the main character’s from where I live seemed like a no brainer Well not this time I like funny crude this is the kind you catch 12 year olds snickering over A third in I gave up not due to any maiden aunt sensibilities it was justlame Click spoiler for a taste if you’re undecided this was my 'enough' point view spoiler“Suddenly out of the water on either side of them came two huge penises the males searching for their mark moving closer to the female producing waves that knocked the two women into the floor of the boat Above them the two pink towers curved around looking for their target feeling the edges of the boat running slime across the rubber over the biologists poking beating about and generally abusing the women The female now had the Zodiac centered exactly over her genitals using the rubber boat as an ad hoc diaphragm” hide spoiler

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Fluke Or I Know Why the Winged Whale SingsDeed is going onThis apparently is big involving dangerously interested other parties competitive researchers the cutthroat tourist industry perhaps even the military The weirdness only gets weirder when a call comes in from Nate's big bucks benefactor saying that a whale has made contact by phone And it's asking for a hot pastrami and Swiss on rye Suddenly the answer to the uestion that has daunted and driven Nate throughout his Or I Know Why the Kindle adult life is within his reach But it's waiting for him in the form of an amazing adventure beneath the waves feet down somewhere off the coast of Chile And it's not what anyone would thinkIt must be said Christopher Moore's Fluke is a whale of a nove. So far I haven't met a book by Christopher Moore that I've disliked Or even merely had a lukewarm feeling for Fluke is no exception I mean how can you not like a writer who produces such lines as A centipede the size of a Pontiac had once lived in the bottom right corner of the trunk but had long since moved on once he realized that no one was ever going to bother him so he could stand up on his hind hundred feet hiss like a pissed cat and deliver a deadly bite to a naked footMoore writes about things he cares about and there are hundreds of them from people to whales to fruit bats to island paradises to conservation issues to the inevitable jerks who make life so interesting and on and on and on In Fluke he gives us whales and their lives and those who study them But rather than the predictably over emotional politically charged and buzzword rhetoric that makes up 98% of Green hyperbola on the subject Moore gives us real people studying real whales and the real catastrophes and downsides freuently accompanying such studiesWhy do humpback whales sing Marine biologist Nate uinn and his crew poke chart record and photograph huge wet marine mammals trying to find answers to that uestion And then one day a whale lifts his tail into the air to display a cryptic message on his flukes Bite meThe problem is that only Nate saw that message He's beginning to wonder if Hawaii's hot sun has baked his brains a little too thoroughly Neither his longtime partner Clay Demodocus nor their young research assistant Amy not even their other assistant addlepated pot smoking white boy Rastafarian Kona aka Preston Applebaum saw it But later when a roll of film comes back from the film lab with the crucial frame missing the one that shows those flukes and the message on them and his research facility is trashed Nate begins to think there's to this than a mere hallucinationWhat can you say about this novel Witty irreverent puzzling fascinating and surprising Fluke is Moore at the top of his form and a great incentive to track down and read everything he's ever written

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READ ☆ Fluke Or I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings à ❦ [KINDLE] ❁ Fluke Or I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings By Christopher Moore ➡ – Gym-apparel.co.uk After reverently lambasting the most cherished rites and credos of virtually every one of the world's major religions in his transcendently hilarious novPhing any large marine mammal that crosses their path Until the extraordinary day when a Or I Know PDF #200 whale lifts its tail into the air to display a cryptic message spelled out in foot high letters Bite meNo one on Nate's team has ever seen such a thing not his longtime partner photographer Clay Demodocus not their saucy young research assistant Amy Not even spliff puffing white boy Rastaman Kona the former Preston Applebaum of New Jersey could boast such Or I Know Why the Kindle a sighting in one of his dope induced hallucinations And when a roll of film returns from the lab missing the crucial tail shot and their research facility is summarily trashed Nate realizes that something very fishy in. In late May a young curious humpback whale swam down the St Lawrence River all the way to the Montreal Old Port She was by herself exploring and frolicking jumping around in that majestic and graceful way those amazing animals do Humpback aren't fresh water whales she shouldn't have been so far down the river in the first place but she showed no sign of distress But at some point between Sunday when she was last seen swimming and Tuesday morning she died I am completely devastated that this adventurous and playful creature didn't manage to get back to her natural habitat safely Humpback whales are my favorite animal I’ve always been fascinated by all whales but humpbacks have a majestic and monumental grace that inexplicably moves me to tears Just watching a National Geographic documentary about them gives me a lump in my throat and their haunting songs makes me shiverWhen I heard that Christopher Moore had a book featuring a lot of humpbacks and people trying to figure out why they sing I immediately wanted to read it Of all the Moore books I have read and I have read almost all of them this is the one that strikes me as the most Vonnegut esue It’s funny philosophical entertaining instructive and to be frank kind of a brain fuck But the good type of brain fuck where you finish the book and think “WTF was that Let’s do it again”Nate has been studying whales ie poking them with sticks for a long time He’s seen it all and got a bit cynical because so far the only thing he knows with absolute certainty is that whales are big and wet Then one day he sees a humpback whale with the words “Bite me” written on its fluke His research team thinks he’s hallucinating but Nate is determined to find that whale He just might end up finding a lot than he bargained for in the process Nate is a great character driven and passionate about what he does – and Canadian His side kicks are wonderful Moore creations Clay the loyal boat guy Amy the tiny Goth girl and Kona the white Rastafarian All uniue uirky endearing and hilariousMoore obviously did a lot of research for this book You will actually learn some science if you read this which is not exactly what you’d expect from a comedic novel but there you have it He is obviously very passionate about his topic he wants his readers to be just as passionate as he is and he manages to pull that off without being preachy or pompous Even when the story takes a zany turn into sci fi his world building remains tight concise and very creative Moore spins one hell of a crazy yarn but he picks up all the lose strands and ties them neatly together at the endI recommend this book to fans of Vonnegut Pratchett and Adams and to anyone who loves whales and a good laugh If you have never picked up a Christopher Moore book before this is a great place to start