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The Mister Book ã ¼ ❮Reading❯ ➽ The Mister ➶ Author E.L. James – The passionate new romance from E L James author of the phenomenal #1 bestselling Fifty Shades Trilogy London 2019 Life has been easy for Maxim Trevelyan With his good looks aristocratic connections a The passionate new romance from E L James auCed and dares not name Just who is Alessia Demachi? Can Maxim protect her from the malevolence that threatens her? And what will she do when she learns that he’s been hiding secrets of his own?   From the heart of London through wild rural Cornwall to the bleak forbidding beauty of the Balkans The Mister is a roller coaster ride of danger and desire that leaves the reader breathless to the very last pa I'm sorry guys I tried I just couldn't | DNF 37%

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Ls It’s a role he’s not prepared for and one that he struggles to face   But his biggest challenge is fighting his desire for an unexpected enigmatic young woman who’s recently arrived in England possessing little than a dangerous and troublesome past  Reticent beautiful and musically gifted she’s an alluring mystery and Maxim’s longing for her deepens into a passion that he’s never experien OMG Universal Studios bought this amazing literature’s rights😂😂😂😂Another Razzie Awards winners are coming up One burning disappointing frustrating star I got the formula of the writer There is an ultra rich womanizer Alpha hero who fcks everything he sees alive a doormat virgin shy introvert heroine acts like feral child and has no idea about luxuries of ordinary life remember FSG’s Anastasia doesn’t even have an email address and a freaking piano too many nonsense action scenes and tadaaaa our best selling romance is ready for your serviceAnastasia turned into Alessia thanks God I thought writer could have named hero as Trey but she named him Maxim Another creative innovative one And why on earth somebody writes a novel toooo looooong It’s not a Tolstoy novel It’s just an erotic romance to make people enjoy their time when they’re reading it But this you don’t enjoy You just throw if like basketball to strengthen your biceps You’d better use it as exercise toolFor so long I was reading wonderful novels and I was feeling Polyanna because I was giving too many five or four sisters not talking about 2019 this year all romance authors suffer from creativity crisis and most of the books are real mess and I’m so angry of myself for wasting my time burning my corneas and testing my patience by choosing to read this commercial thing My final message is for the billionaire author of this bookIt gives us impression that a seuel is coming Please have pity on your loyal FSG readers and don’t pull the trigger Write something else Or find a real good ghost writerPSYou know who is my slapping contest bookright?Here are the choicesa Author and douchebag heroB Author and scumbag heroC Author and miserable heroD Author and he is not heroE All of them

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The MisterThe passionate new romance from E L James author of the phenomenal #1 bestselling Fifty Shades Trilogy London 2019 Life has been easy for Maxim Trevelyan With his good looks aristocratic connections and money he’s never had to work and he’s rarely slept alone But all that changes when tragedy strikes and Maxim inherits his family’s noble title wealth and estates and all the responsibility that entai I live in Texas and with summer approaching I thought I'd plan ahead for once Which is a surprise in itself because I'm very last minute Like that time I got pregnant with my third child and I kept meaning to tell my husband but I was in college and I worked full time so I kept putting it off and putting it off even though I wrote it on a sticky note but then after I gave birth Heath was all like What the heck Colleen? Yeah procrastination can really cause a wedge in a marriage Anyway so I ordered this mister from You just hook it up to your existing water hose and it can spray a fine mist up to fifteen feet I haven't actually received the mister in the mail yet but they did send me this instruction manual and let me tell you I can't fucking wait Am I allowed to cuss on here? Anyway This was the hottest instruction manual I've ever read Which is good because Texas Can't wait for the product to arrive because apparently not only is the mister not the only product but it comes with a Lord and a Housekeeper and a grand piano NONE of which were listed in the description as accompanying parts I usually don't find deals like this on Anyway I'll update this review when all the pieces of my order arrive but FIVE STARS for this instruction manual